Posted by: sdalee

WHEN Dr. M was PM of Malaysia. One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, Dr M was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia .

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr M thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were TWO things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M: But Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of “A”.

Dr M: What! why him?

Bomoh: Because “A” stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.

Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you stupidlah Che Det! Look at your name, Dr M. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly

NOTE: The person who invented this is genius! But this one 'lagi' best. The latest according to the trend.

This is a new acronymn... stands for:

Must Always Hentam Abdullah Till He Is Removed!

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